THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU AND ME

“Yeah, they have more money” ~Papa Hemingway

Bill Clinton screwed everybody he could
from Hope, Arkansas, to Timbuktu

the Dems said what’s the big deal!
Monica Shmonica!

but Donaldo’s infamous “locker room talk”
incensed one and all and then

when he cagily triumphed,
then the Dems' youge double-standard,

and then embarrassingly
the sour grapes, shockingly sore

losers almost beyond measure then suddenly
the US Constitution has it backwards! ahem

Gore Vidal said that
he and JFK each had at least 500

sex partners over their lives
and JFK died young: celebrity sex

but Gore’s Malibu housemate Paul Newman
when queried about Hollywood sex said

When you have steak at home
you don’t go looking for hamburger

Alexander Hamilton was murdered by Aaron Burr
over St. Alexander’s infidelity

celebrity philandering can have
its price but it can yield 16 Tony

nominations and win eleven
who’s kidding who?

Copyright © 2017 by Patrick O’Hayer